Do You See This?
Kun Collapsible Violin Shoulder Rest
It is CRUCIAL to your survival
Improper or lack of use of this mandatory instrumental support may lead to:
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Poor intonation on lower strings
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Slouchy, ugly, hideous, horrible posture
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No friends due to slouchy, ugly, hideous, horrible posture
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Early onset baldness
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Night terrors
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Lack of vibrate
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Lack of brain
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Difficulty in shifting
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Difficulty in breathing
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Difficulty in thinking
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Difficulty any-thing
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Cramps
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Ear infections
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Migraines
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Difficulty shifting again
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Lower back pain
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Trouble staying awake
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Trouble falling asleep
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Hip dysplasia
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Rheumatoid arthritis
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Terrible tone quality
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Terrible life quality
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Vertigo
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Sudden cravings for cheese
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Uncontrollable nose hair
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Raising of the dead
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Total Apocalypse